THE IDLE AMERICANCommentary by Dr. Don Newbury Media–both print and electronic–have slathered us with minute details of Arlington’s Grand Prix. Surely their “slatherers” are either bent or broken for putting undue strain on us who are feigning interest when we’d sooner watch paint dry. After all, if we want to see cars zoom past–by day or by night–all we need do

THE IDLE AMERICANCommentary by Dr. Don Newbury One could could strip mental gears trying to come up with a more “fitting” name than hers. Pat Worrell laughs at the thought of many introductory variations over the decades. In recent years, many introductions have been reduced to three endearing words: “The hat lady.” A veteran educator who spent 33 years in both

THE IDLE AMERICANCommentary by Dr. Don Newbury My Uncle Mort is committed to establishing a “Go Fund Me” campaign for postal workers of America, retroactive to whenever early voting began. He suggests joint beneficiaries–directing one-half of the proceeds to whichever “save the trees” group is standing tallest–and the other half to US mail carriers. Why, you may (or may not) ask?

THE IDLE AMERICANCommentary by Dr. Don Newbury My Uncle Mort sometimes has “bats in his belfry.”  Fact is, he’s heard such second, third and fourth-hand opinions so many times that he’s begun research about these flying mammals.  Now, he swells with pride when he hears the description, believing that he and bats are both grossly misunderstood. The expression– first appearing in a

THE IDLE AMERICANCommentary by Dr. Don Newbury He’s likely been a “forward thinker” since “diaper days” some 80 years ago.  Glenn Dromgoole–my friend of almost 60 years–probably can trace his “can do” spirit back to pre-school tricycle races.  A proud graduate of Sour Lake High School and Texas A&M University, this distinguished journalist, editor, author and entrepreneur has “set the pace”

THE IDLE AMERICANCommentary by Dr. Don Newbury The expression about an ill wind blowing no good goes back almost five centuries. Just 52 years ago, however, a true-life example occurred at what seemed to be an unlucky turn of event at a Justin, Texas, rodeo. Dr. Ronny Collins and wife Terri–both at the rodeo–met for the first time, huddling with others

THE IDLE AMERICANCommentary by Dr. Don Newbury Our sense of hearing is to be treasured. The sound of ships nearing shores, buzzers sounding at the end of victories and fireworks signaling a new year are but three examples.  There are, however, pitfalls to be endured. Sometimes we “over hear” too much, and–sadly–take off like a world-champion jockey on the fastest of

THE IDLE AMERICANCommentary by Dr. Don Newbury  A Wheel of Fortune contestant, one Reginald Somebody, answered matter-of-factly to host Ryan Seacrest’s query about life goals.  Reginald answered soberly. “My dream is to hawk beer in every Major League Baseball park in America.”  Sure enough, Reginald prevailed on that night’s show, winning $24,626. Stationed nearby were his mom and cousin. Seacrest typically  controls conversational

THE IDLE AMERICANCommentary by Dr. Don Newbury It’s usually a “ho-hum” thing when my Uncle Mort calls. If it’s about business, I make sure to “think monkey” in front of it.  Recently, his “jabber” included details of his “blind hog luck” while fetching groceries from the thicket’s general store. His visit coincided with the arrival of the bread truck, this time